Rotary cutters... Under-Appreciated
 

Good Morning,

I am Mr. Cutter. I am Grampz rotary cutter. I see that my friend seam ripper was able to talk to you wonderful people about loving and respecting seam rippers. Now it is my turn. While Grampz is at his sewing machine doing yet another project I will talk to you good people about we who are taken for granted.

First, it is Never our faults you don't cut straight. Grampz is all the time telling Gramz that he thinks his cutter, me!, is messed up. have you ever heard of such hog wash in your life? The ole geezer just can't cut straight plain and simple. will you allow me to tell you a secret? Gramz does most of the cutting for Grampz using me. lol The big bad military man can shoot straight he just can not cut straight. lol

Second, you don't need to stick out your tongue while using me. I know many of you do. Come on admit it you do. The tongue does not help me go any straighter. Your tongue is not a rutter people.

Third, Is there a rule amongst the people that you have to press so hard on us? Lighten up will you? let me grab you and press on you real hard. Oh and don't think it is only men who press hard. There is that grandma in Maryland who darn near killed a buddy of mine from pressing so hard.

Fourth, Will someone please tell Grampz to stop that wretched singing whilst sewing? When he cant find any of us it's because the singing is just too unbearable.

I hope my time with you will help you with your beloved rotary cutters.

PS Rotary Cutters are Under-Appreciated too!

Seam Ripper & I are trying to have Miss Scissors to come talk with you

Oh, Grampz your "lessons" are a delight! Another dandy one and I like the way your mind works!

Thank you very much. Besides quilting, I love to write short stories.

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I can't wait to hear from the scissors in your house!!!
(I too, enjoy writing short stories, mainly the adventures of my cat)
Loved the seam ripper earlier today. Keep it up.

Ichanged both of my 45MM cutting blades this morning!

And you are really good at telling stories, keep them coming you have a grateful readership
thank you.

Love your posts--keep them coming. There are many more notions who need to have their say. Looking forward to more.
Sue

:)So funny!!!

Oh Grampz, you make our world go around! It's a delight to read and oh so true! You should have your own category.