Years ago I read one of those magazine articles about what suit to wear for each figure type. It said to wear a suit with a skirt to cover your belly and big hips. I went to the store and the sales lady helped me find one. She knew me a little bit and had helped me several times before. I found a really pretty colored suit and put it on. MY friend was also with me. We laughed so hard there were tears rolling down out faces. The suit made me look twice as big as I am. My kids were in to watching the Disney movie Fantasia at the time. I swear it made me look like the dancing the hippo in the movie. I was dancing around the fitting room laughing when I wasn't rolling on the floor laughing. We had the whole fitting room laughing. We still laugh about how stupid we were acting that day.