Pam

Slicker than pig s++t. I an guessing a knowledgeable farmer came up with that one!

rehrensberger

how about clear as mud.

vjengels

Don't forget 'holy war'

vjengels

Here's another, from my Ex.... " Good enough for the girls I go out with'... ( huh?)

Pam

The whole kit and kaboodle. What the heck is a kaboodle?

bev195000

{Nether use nor ornament},,,,Nowt stranger than folk},,Short end of the stick
{UK sayingS makes no sense]

Marjpf

Heard one today that made me think of this thread. Why do men say "I need to take a piss." Shouldn't they say leave one?

TanyaMas

ive always wondered about this too...
any taking... dump, s**t, leak, piss etc.... I always ask where they plan on taking them.. hope its someplace nice :D

Judie

Acording to my Daddy.. "If you wanted to run with the big dawgs ya had to get off the porch!"

and of course, "Beauty is as Beauty does" but that does make sense...

My mom would threaten us that if we didn't behave "she'd reach down our throat and jerk us inside out" We always straightened up pretty quickly..

or if we didn't stop she was going to "jerk our arm off and beat us with the bloody stump" Pretty horrifying, but it always made us laugh... then she'd start laughing and whatever was wrong was okay again.

I wonder if you'd get hauled off to the pokey for saying those sorts of things now?

Evangeline

Government Worker is right up there with Military Intelligence, I sometimes think! lol

and let's not forget this one:
If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me!!!